This story is either the greatest adventure or the worst nightmare -- it all depends on your point of view. In The Epic Adventures of Huggie & Stick by Drew Daywalt, odd couple Huggie and Stick share their stories of pirates, sharks, elves in tuxedos and even meeting the Queen.
It's the best of times and the worst of times -- all in one book.
Alternating diary entries describe the worldwide travels of Huggie and Stick, who fell out of their owner's backback during a bike ride.
Drew Daywalt has also written a number of other funny books including The Day the Crayons Quit and The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors.